I love you, but you got to get your shit together.

You are so technologically advanced that you can deliver toilet paper directly to the restroom via drone and find terrorist leaders in the most remote and mountainous corners of the world. Still you cannot seem to get a handle on the school shootings.

I know that the mass violence against innocent people has deep psychological roots that cannot be fixed overnight – if ever – and I am open and all for a long term solution, but in the meantime could we please get rid of the guns? It will not fix the rage, the aggression, the isolation and the dark feelings of inferiority and pain and revenge in these boys and men, but it will make parents sleep a lot better at night.

While mass shootings are not unheard of in other countries they are not nearly as frequent as in God’s own country. They seem to be in fashion here. But just as the dreadful leg warmers and the tight body stockings that always crawls into your butt and is impossible to button if you are just a teeny tiny bit tipsy, this is a trend that is not cool.

I respect, though do not understand, your stance on gun rights, but it is really worth 294 mass shootings in the US this year alone? I wholeheartedly agree with the idea of personal freedom and rights, but maybe it comes at too high a price? To me it seems like you are holding onto a dream that reality has turned into a nightmare.

Can we at least go halfsies on a solution? If you put the same effort into catching and preventing these mass shootings as you put into preventing the panic and despair of sitting in the can with nothing else to wipe your butt but an old Entertainment Weekly with GoT on the cover (sacrilege!), I will do everything in my power to prevent my children and their friends and class mates from becoming mass murderers.

Thank you!